Happy Gobbler!

Tis that time of year to surround yourself with family and friends and give thanks while gorging yourself on a Thanksgiving feast, but before that tryptophan induced coma sets in while on the couch watching football, enjoy the now traditional reading of this great Thanksgiving tale…

‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
But I just couldn’t sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned – the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Stuffing with gravy, green beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.
Happy eating to all — pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes & gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.
– Anonymous

Happy Thanksgiving to all…now rest up, Black Friday is just a few short hours away!

Route: Coconut-40
Ride Time: 2:31:24
Stopped Time: 1:38:55
Distance: 38.56 miles
Average: 15.28 mph
Fastest Speed: 29.12 mph
Ascent: 1798 feet
Descent: 1797 feet
Calories: 2000


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